zackisontumblr:

when i’m home alone i’m either

  • hell yeah party home alone awh yea
  • i’m so alone is there even anyone still alive on this planet
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basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

(Source: basedgosh)

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kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

(Source: mikulios)

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  • Homework: A
  • Classwork: A
  • Project: A
  • Test: F
  • Final grade: F
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    ladynecro:

    my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

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    teenscoolest:

    why cant i cry money instead of tears

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    braydaaan:

    do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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    barackinaroundthechristmastree:

    i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

    (Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)

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    communistbakery:

    dragonbun:

    which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

    shrek

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    I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
    Douglas AdamsThe Salmon of Doubt (via feellng)
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